I've been up since four in the morning with a little tummy ache working on homework. Naturally, I thought the best thing to do during my insomnia would be to try on my wedding dress. So I did. At 5 a.m. Then I stepped up on a chair to see the bottom and I stepped on my dress and ripped it.
Yes. I did that. This morning. It is a small rip, so all is well, sort-of.